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Ten-year-old orphaned Viking Gunnar Eriksson
“It takes a child to Raze a village”
Let’s go a-pillaging
a village-ing, a-pillaging,
with Odin a-thundering
our horde goes a-plundering,
a-sundering each underling,
A-pillaging we’ll go!