Poems by Roomie — the College Roommate:

Titles of Poems:

“Can I have some of your milk?”
“I don’t own any headphones, but I’ll turn it down.”
“Can I borrow your car to pick up a friend at the airport?”
“Sorry about the dishes in the sink”
“Sorry Dude,I didn’t know that Those were your Chips.”
“I Flushed Yesterday. You Want Me to Flush again?”
(Part 2) “It Wasn’t Me Who Plugged up the Toilet.”
“About Your Surfboard, man.”
“About Your Bike, Dude.”
“How Was I to Know She Was Your Girlfriend?”
“The Rent is Due, Again? Can You Wait Until I Get Paid Next Week?”