“It takes a child to Raze a village”
Oh …
Let’s go a-pillaging
a village-ing, a-pillaging,
with Odin a-thundering
a-pillaging we’ll go.
Our horde goes a-plundering,
a-sundering each underling,
A torch for each porch,
and a-pillaging we’ll go!
Freddy Barnett
In my novels I guarantee that all of my characters fall in love (except for the bad guys who die such horrible deaths that even their own mothers wouldn't recognize their bodies in the morgue). By the last chapters, the entire universe's problems are all tied up in neat little bows. And then, if any of my readers DON'T like my endings, I'll send over my publishers, Vinnie & Nunzio for a visit. After a 15 minute consultation with my guys, I can guarantee that anyone who objects to, or doesn't 'enjoy' my work will change their tune. Find my fine literature at: http://www.amazon.com/Fred-Barnett/e/B002N60GRQ Books: "Bloody Good" (True shark stories) PG-13 "The Kingdom of the Cats (Short Stories)" - PG-13 -rated "Bats" -R-rated "Shark Fin Soup" - R-rated Coming Soon: Perdido -PG-rated NetworkedBlogsBlog:Freddy BarnettTopics: Fantasy, Horror, Humor Follow my bloghttp://widget.networkedblogs.com/getwidget?bid=1453548
Freddy Barnett
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