“It takes a child to Raze a village”
Oh …
Let’s go a-pillaging
a village-ing, a-pillaging,
with Odin a-thundering
a-pillaging we’ll go.
Our horde goes a-plundering,
a-sundering each underling,
A torch for each porch,
and a-pillaging we’ll go!
Freddy Barnett
I base my novels on reality. However, reality sucks, so I make it 'my job' to work out all conflicts. I also guarantee that all of my characters fall in love (except for the bad guys who die such horrible deaths that even their own mothers wouldn't recognize their bodies in the morgue). In my books, everyone's favorite pets also become immortal. By the last chapter, everthing is tied up in a pretty, neat little bow. Better than reality & far more satisfying, yeah? Then, if any of my readers DON'T like my ending, I'll have them speak with my friend Vincent. After 15 minutes with Vinnie, I can guarantee that they'll change their mind. Find my fine literature at: http://www.amazon.com/Fred-Barnett/e/B002N60GRQ Books: "Bloody Good" (True shark stories) PG-13 "The Kingdom of the Cats (Short Stories)" - PG-13 -rated "Bats" -R-rated "Shark Fin Soup" - R-rated Coming Soon: Perdido -PG-rated NetworkedBlogsBlog:Freddy BarnettTopics: Fantasy, Horror, Humor Follow my bloghttp://widget.networkedblogs.com/getwidget?bid=1453548
Freddy Barnett
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